Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Egonomics

Ego dies when
    pain is accepted like pleasure
    failure is welcomed like success
    rejection is received like reception
    losing is acknowledged like gaining
When there is no more
    appeasing of the mind, it is lost
    arguments with ego, it is silent
    fighting with self,  you are your Self!
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When you realize yourself as less than a point in space and time, something too small to be cut and too short-lived to be killed, then and then only, all fear goes. When you are smaller than the point of the needle, then the needle cannot pierce you – you pierce the needle! – Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj
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An absentminded professor and two of his colleagues were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20.

Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant.

As the policeman turn to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors in the back looking scared to death! He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?"

The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105."

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Eyes of the Wise



Before bidding final goodbye to Master
      asked the student, ‘how to make life better?’
Placing four glasses filled with water
     ‘Watch it now, and learn’ said the Master
Dropped a small stone into the first one
      it sunk in the water all the way down
A cotton ball he dropped in to second
      it sucked the water within a second
A portion of mud mixed in the third
      changed the water into slushy dirt
Spoonful of sugar into the last
      made water sweet, and vanished fast
‘Not like the first’, said the student
      ‘living dead, useless, not prudent
Like the cotton, just taking from all
      is not the life, you taught me after all
Living in sin, and polluting the world
      is the way of one arrogant and proud
Let me live a life that brings sweetness
      working hard, keeping God as witness’
Smiled the Master, ‘You know the way of the wise.
       ‘Seeing the world not just with the eyes!’
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“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
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One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog, he goes over to the man and asks: 'does your dog bite?'
The old man replies 'No never'. When the man bends down to stroke the dog, it immediately takes a snap at his hand. The man yells, 'I thought you said your dog does not bite!’
 'I did' replies the old man, ‘but this isn't my dog!'
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Saturday, March 30, 2013

Eat to Live!


Favorable food to your body is the medicine for health
Fitness comes to those who take food like medicine
Only eat when hungry, not when dishes are delicious
Obesity is caused by blowing-off the digestive fire
Over-eating is primary cause of imbalance of wind, bile and phlegm
Optimum food is decided by the mind not the tongue
Digest the food eaten, before going for the next meal
Delightful eating decreases the reasons for disease!
(Inspired by the couplets on ‘medicine’ in Thirukkural by Thiruvalluvar  (2nd Century BC))
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Beware the hobby that eats. - Benjamin Franklin 
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“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!”

“Okay, then you have six months to live.”
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Be Rich with No Wealth!

Though lack of wealth, rich are those –
Hands that help knowing when and how
Heads bow to the wise to serve and know
Mouths that speak nothing but the truth
Broad shoulders with valor and strength
Hearts that remains still in rapture
Ears that engage to listen to scripture -
Nature of great men, all should covet
Sings Barthrihari, the royal poet
(inspiration from Neeti Shatakam65 )
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Those who occupy their minds with small matters, generally become incapable of greatness. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" the man shouted "NO why don’t you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

LIFE - Live It Fully Everyday!

A day in our life that we live
demonstrate what whole life can be.
At the dawn if we begin early enough to
workout, pray, study and meditate
with useful work to contribute to the world
then evening can be to relax and rejoice
restful closings with a good night sleep!
Watch your day, as it unfolds the life
stage of youth is the dawn of life
mid-day is stage of obligations and duties
when fulfilled, dusk is pleasant and relaxing
night of life is peaceful with no fear or anxiety!
After all, life is all about -
Living It Fully Every-day!

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"May you life every day of your life." ― Jonathan Swift 
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“How did school go today?" a mother asked her little boy. 
“Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. 
"What did she say?” his mother asked. 
“The teacher said, “Thank goodness” 
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Ego, Here You Go...

Ego is like water-
More cups you fill, you own less and less…
Share your life, with more to care
Share your time, with more to listen
Share your joy, with more to laugh
Share your love, with more to serve
Share your knowledge, with more to learn
Share your wealth, with more to support
Share your concerns, with more to forgive…
Then, look for the ego…if you find time!!!
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Vision is the art of seeing things that are invisible
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Teacher: ‘Amit, why do you always get so dirty?’
Kid: ‘Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.’
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Saturday, January 26, 2013

Pave Your Own Path



A fruit is a matured flower
A butterfly is a metamorphosed larva
A sculpture is a finely cut, patient stone
A sword is a severely cast iron
An artist is a trained performer
A leader is an empowered worker
A teacher is an advanced student
A devotee is a fervent lover of God
A visionary is a passionate dreamer
A wise saint is a keen observer of life
What you will be is decided by
how zealously you pursue what you want to be…
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Zeal is a volcano, the peak of which the grass of indecisiveness does not grow - Khalil Gibran
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Judge: Haven’t I seen you before?

Convict: Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums.

Judge: Twenty years!!!
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