New Ear

 





Quote: A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back.

Humor: Rahul was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, he decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business. Soon he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.

After interviewing many candidates who made fun of him having no ears, he met with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than others he interviewed. Rahul was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man: "Do you notice anything different about me?" And to his surprise, the young man answered: "Yes. You wear contact lenses."

Rahul was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?"

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!"
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